DUTCHESS COUNTY, N.Y. -- Readers would rather grab a stool and belly up to the bar with Donald Trump than Hillary Clinton, according to a Daily Voice poll.
Trump overwhelmingly beat out Clinton securing 400 votes, good for 50 percent. Clinton was the least popular of three options, securing 20 percent of the vote.
"Oddly, I can't even imaging shrillary pausing to drink -- she's so slimey she'd probably just absorb it through her skin," one decidely anti-Clinton Fairfield County voter commented.
Thirty percent of voters decided neither candidate was worth the bar tab and would rather drink alone.
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